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Introducing the Tom-tastic rug! This one-of-a-kind piece of home decor is guaranteed to be the talk of your living room. The rug is designed to look like Tom from the iconic cartoon series Tom and Jerry, but with a twist - he's been flattened! This hilarious design is sure to bring a smile to the faces of all who see it. Not only is it a conversation starter, but it's also made of high-quality materials that will stand up to everyday wear and tear. So whether you're a die-hard Tom and Jerry fan or just looking for something unique to add to your home, the Tom-tastic rug is the perfect choice.

This flour tortilla blanket is perfect for anyone who loves Mexican food! It's made of soft, cozy fabric that looks just like a real tortilla. It's perfect for snuggling up on the couch or taking a nap. Plus, it's machine washable, so you can keep it clean and fresh.

The Snuggie™ Pizza Lover's Edition is the perfect way to enjoy your favorite food while staying cozy and warm. The Snuggie™ Pizza Lover's Edition is made of a soft, comfortable fabric that is machine washable and features the iconic Snuggie™ blanket with sleeves. It also has a built-in pizza pocket that is perfect for holding your favorite slice.

This pillowcase is perfect for anyone who loves Nicholas Cage! It's made of 100% soft polyester and is machine-washable. The pillowcase is white with a black and white image of Nicholas Cage's face.

This Elf Decal is the perfect way to show your holiday spirit! This decal is made of high quality vinyl and is weather resistant. It is sure to last you season after season. This decal is also removable, so you can take it down after the holidays are over.

This product is perfect for those who have a hard time holding their bowel movements in. The Bumper Toilet is a inflatable toilet that can be placed over your regular toilet. It has a soft, comfortable seat and a large, sturdy backrest that will support your weight as you go. The Bumper Toilet also has a built-in pump that will keep it inflated for as long as you need it.

grinch costume

This Grinch Costume is perfect for those who want to be a little bit naughty this holiday season! The costume includes a green jumpsuit with an attached hood, and a mask that will make you look just like the grumpy old Grinch. You'll be sure to get a few laughs when you wear this costume, so make sure to put it on before your next holiday party!


Are you sick and tired of dumbasses on the sidewalk getting in your way? Do you want to make a statement every time it rains? Look no further than the Middle Finger Folding Umbrella - the ultimate accessory for an unapologetic commute.

Featuring a fucking middle finger. That's it. That's all you need to know.

Whether you're strutting down the street or caught in a sudden downpour, this umbrella is the perfect way to let the world know that you don't give a flying fuck about anyone or anything.

But it's not just about looking cool - the Middle Finger Umbrella is also tough as nails. It's made from durable materials to withstand strong winds and heavy rain, and the folding design makes it easy to carry around wherever you go.

So why settle for a boring umbrella when you can have one that shows that you DGAF? Get the Middle Finger Umbrella today and never blend in with the crowd again. Rain or shine, you'll be ready to flip the bird at a moment's notice. And hey, if anyone gives you any shit, just point to your umbrella and let it do the talking for you. Don't be a pussy!