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Proudly wear a ring made from shavings from the Gibeon Meteorite, which struck earth in prehistoric times in Namibia, Africa, creating a debris field 1.71 miles long by 62 miles wide.

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Hungry enough to eat a T-Rex?  Load him up!  Just a man, woman, or child-size serving?  Fill up the scared people running from the T-Rex accordingly and everything will be copacetic.

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Send a polite, but loud and clear message to your guests to just please use a fucking coaster.

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Having major surgery or about to get behind the wheel of a car?  Utilize this to document who should get your moss ball, your business and financial affairs, any last wishes, and your last words.

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Look at this tea-bagging son of a bitch.  He just soaks in your hot water sans pants with a Cheshire grin and makes the perfect cup of tea just for you.  He's clean and loves what he does.

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Perfect gift for any cat lover (or yourself) to send a warning that they are getting dangerously close to becoming a crazy cat lady.  Comes with six cats, but you can always get more, right?

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Get your freak on with the man, the myth, the legend:  Jesus H. Christ.  Includes the Water Walk, the Temptation Tango, the Judas Hustle, and The Apostolic Conga.

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From the FuckJerry Team, this is definitely not for kids.  Love you memes?  Know your memes?  Like Cards Against Humanity?  You will laugh until you are in pain.

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Who's ready to slam some milk (or Baileys?) and get craaaaazy???  Makes six cookie shot glasses.

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Never fall in or miss the toilet in the dead of night again.  Motion-activated and features carousel mode if you want the colors to rotate.

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Form and function perfectly nested together like matryoshka dolls.  Nine bowls in total, including mixing bowls, colander, and measuring cups.

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Oh.  Hey girl.  I...uh...hi.  Are you sick?  I mean, I'm not saying you look bad or anything.  Tired maybe?  Oh man, I'm just a little nervous.  Anyway, I got you some tea, it's got vitamins in it.

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Although this book is nearly guaranteed to dampen the urges of the strongest libido, it sounds like a wager to us!

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From manufacturer:  Will increase your sex feeling and your sex atmosphere on the night with the article beside your bed.

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Stop putting a big wet soggy blanket on your mornings and start off right with a fresh and crunchy bite of cereal with every mouthful just like the rich and famous do.  Just slide a bite over, enjoy, repeat.

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