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Whenever things don't go so well, and you want to hit the wall and yell, find a place to slam it and yell "damn it damn it damn it!"

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Have money to blow? Check out this electric unicycle for all you lazy people who like to ride.....uhhh a unicycle? Be the talk of your town with this thing....

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WARNING:  Do not, we repeat, DO NOT bury this watch in your yard without first digging a 12-inch trench around it, ideally next to a stream.  Cool watch though.

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If you are, in the ironic sense, a delicate fucking flower, then these socks are for you.

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Need to drop the temp on your favorite wine or beer, like right now?  This is the kitchen gadget for you, as it can drop temps by 30 degrees to the exact temp you want in mere minutes.

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Do you have some serious monkey butt going on?  Ladies, get this for your man as a not-so-subtle hint that he needs a little help with freshness down there.  Hurry, before he flings his poop at you.

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Give your hair incredible body and blame the fact that you smell like beer on your shampoo, which is loaded with hops and roasted barley & malt.

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Jiminy Christmas, could you possibly plug anything else to the damn wall?  This surge protector, with its futuristic UFO style, will make sure you are fully plugged in, charged, and protected.

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This is the #1 best selling jar candle for online retailers, because it sells for cheaper than most others and they smell so amazing.  The candle.  The candle smells amazing.  Are we clear?

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This has 36 reusable pages that can be automatically uploaded to Google Drive, Dropbox, Evernote, Box, OneNote, Slack, iCloud and email.  After uploading, just wipe the pages clean and reuse indefinitely. 

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First he ate all of your chocolate, and now he's drinking all of your wine.  Before we report you to PETA, recommend you put a cork in it and display your affinity for dogs and wine in style.

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Polaroid, the Snapchat of the olden days, has a new take on an old classic.  Take some amazing shots and see instantly printed results with this analog instant camera.

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Stick a paint brush on your pet’s tail or paw pads on their paws so that they can express themselves.  Supposedly includes 15 TailGrip brushes and 8 PawPad boots so the whole gang can join in.

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Tired of seeing these laying all over the side of the road? Pick up one of your very own electric scooters to ride around town and not have to toss it on the ground.

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