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Click "MORE DETAILS" to see a review by Donald Trump on this overpriced clock bracelet. "Certified pre-owned" for you penny-pinchers looking to save $100K or so.

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A delightful primer on our impending demise and an excellent way to teach your offspring that they will be dead someday.  Forever.

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Take a full bottle of your favorite wine on the go without having to carry a bulky glass bottle.  Great for poolside circumvention of those pesky "No Glass Allowed" rules.

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Oh!  Splat!  Look at that!  Rainbow glitter for your nails.

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Do you even tailgate bro?  Please do not strap your friends into the chairs and drive them around really fast while making sharp turns, there are way too many reviews complaining about how these start swinging uncontrollably at speeds over 35 mph...

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Mmm, strawberry Kit Kats.  Imported from Japan, only 5 bucks, and free shipping!  It's like they're practically paying you to try them just to spread the word.

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Yes, there's an app for that.  Fast, accurate, reliable.  Personalized guidance based on temperature and symptoms.  Can probably check the turkey too.

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No, we didn't.  Here's your brown sugar and Grade A maple syrup with special seasonings side of very thick sliced hickory bacon jerky.  The perfect marriage of salty and sweet.

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There is just something so beautiful about having a ton of shiny objects so well organized.  We have one installed in our break room with 102 nip bottles of bourbon in it just to keep the juices flowing.

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Make safety fun and practical for you or your kid...Maybe if these would have been around when we were kids, we might have actually worn helmets?

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The Niffler Bank will keep your coins safe and sound, but to release your savings you may have to give him a shake!  Alternatively, and perhaps more easily, use the pop-off round opening on the underside of Niffler to access your savings!

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Make your own joyful collusion between these two heads of state on your very own fridge.  Comes with dozens of accessories so you can change their outfits with the news or Trump's tweets.

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The Italians sure know how to live.  The wine, the food, the riposo, the bidet.  This is basically a full-body bidet that will leave you so fresh and so clean, non ci piove!

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Who wouldn’t want a life-size dinosaur in their yard?  Click “MORE DETAILS” and scroll down to the reviews and you will see that the display of this statue ended in divorce for one married couple.

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