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Sorry retail clothing stores, the end is near.  Order and try out clothes at home and only pay for what you keep.  Just put what you don't want back in the pre-paid shipping box and you"ll be styling.

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Automatically send your hand written notes from the notebook to the cloud.  When the notebook is full and you're ready to erase, just stick it in the microwave and nuke it!

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Automatically send your hand written notes from the notebook to the cloud.  When the notebook is full and you're ready to erase, just stick it in the microwave and nuke it!

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Who is on your shit list and will be the lucky recipient of this shitty gift?  Despite its shittiness, it's definitely good for some shits and giggles.

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Originally published in 1760 during the great masturbation epidemic that swept across Europe and culminated with nearly half of the French population becoming effeminate, idle, and weak.

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If you love goats, trees, and goats in trees (how the hell do they not break the branches???) then this is the calendar for you.  Excellent gift to introduce goat neophytes to the wonders of the goat.

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Let a fish help you do your fishing for you.  Simply strap this camera onto the fish head, release into the water, and use your smartphone to see what the fish sees and find that big kahuna.

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Oscar Wilde once said that although dicks have been around for centuries, one takes for granted the beauty and wonder of the dick because nature keeps sending us unsolicited dick pics.

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Looking to try and lose your patience and your mind?  Try this puzzle with 1000 pieces of pure, mind-numbing, head-scratching and challenging fun.

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A glass of wine always seems gone much too soon.  Now you can also make an entire bottle gone much too soon.  Or, just fill it with ice cream and attach it to a bottle of root beer for an instant float.

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Look, the market is flooded with bluetooth, portable, waterproof, levitating speakers, but only a select few are are cats that dance to the music they play.  This is one of those cats.

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In the end, we're all just a snack for something else.  In this great crunchy circle of life, embrace your opportunity to eat the ancestors of those who will eventually feast on your rotting corpse.

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This three pack of flasks disguised as sun tan lotion and hair products will keep your net worth intact and save you from $20 drinks on your next booze cruise or rooftop hotel bar adventure.

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This carnivorous plant comes with a 100% fly killer growth guarantee.  Our recommended strategy is a defensive posture with this Venus Fly Trap, while you go on full offensive with THIS FLY KILLER.

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Get your toddler and future pyro started off right with this kit complete with fire ring, a poker, logs, and a miniature gas can.  At least that's what it says on the box.

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