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Get your toddler and future pyro started off right with this kit complete with fire ring, a poker, logs, and a miniature gas can.  At least that's what it says on the box.

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Having major surgery or about to get behind the wheel of a car?  Utilize this to document who should get your moss ball, your business and financial affairs, any last wishes, and your last words.

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This set of coasters with brain slices forms a full brain that you can look into when stacked on top of one another.  Nerd out over a cocktail with your brainy friends while you protect your table.

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Now you can have ready-made letters to hand out as the situation arises, which happens to be quite often.  With 101 categories of asshole included, your ass is covered and ready to go on the offensive.

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Make your desk great again with this Trump Troll Doll complete with fantastically wild hair and tiny hands.  Love him or hate him, you will love the troll as much as the Donald loves to troll the world.

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THE definitive guide to which animals fart and which ones don't so that you know which animals to blame when you need to drop some bombs while you're on safari, plus lots of fun animal flatulence facts.

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We’re not saying…we’re just saying...maybe you or someone you know did?

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This is a must-have for any man worth his salt in handyman skills. Can be adjusted immediately to grasp any hex nut, screw eye, hook, tension screw and bolt head so you can spend more time screwing.

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Make your own joyful collusion between these two heads of state on your very own fridge.  Comes with dozens of accessories so you can change their outfits with the news or Trump's tweets.

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The perfect book for toilet reading if there ever was one.  Did you know that your nose and sinuses produce approximately one liter of snot every day?  Yeah, you just swallow it.  Most of it anyway.

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Would you wipe poop out of your armpit with toilet paper?  No?  Yet your ass is OK?  That’s why this ingenious new gadget that does a hands-free deep scrubbing is the only way to go.  Dishwasher safe!

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Automatically send your hand written notes from the notebook to the cloud.  When the notebook is full and you're ready to erase, just stick it in the microwave and nuke it!

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No one ever thinks about this because of the whole “cats have nine lives” and no opposable thumbs thing.  Regardless, your cat could still be involved in a gun accident, so it’s time for you to have that talk.

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Have you ever wanted to transfer photos of loved ones onto cheese and then eat them?  Us too!  Now you can!  Just upload your desired photo, insert your favorite cheese, and voila, cheesy photos!

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These humungous 8-1/4" x 11-3/4" cards are huge fun for kids or for elderly folks who have a hard time with small print.  Also great for very large stakes poker and 52-card pick up.

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