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This set of coasters with brain slices forms a full brain that you can look into when stacked on top of one another.  Nerd out over a cocktail with your brainy friends while you protect your table.

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Are you curious about cock?  We highly recommend the Risotto Cock Balls, but this cookbook will open you wide up to how much cock you can eat in a lifetime.  You will learn to eat cock and love it!

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Is there anything unicorns can't do?  They fart rainbows that smell like bubble gum, and now they can now get you drunk.  Sturdy and durable, you'll be popping bottles in fantasy land.

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Hugely popular in China, these Dachshund Dog corn on the cob holders will keep your fingers cool and dry while you run a train on your corn cob.  After, pick the corn out of your teeth with the pointy ends.

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Have you ever wanted to transfer photos of loved ones onto cheese and then eat them?  Us too!  Now you can!  Just upload your desired photo, insert your favorite cheese, and voila, cheesy photos!

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You may not even be aware of your preconceived notions about marshmallows...but when you bite into one of these, the marshmallow forgives you for waiting so damn long to achieve enlightenment.

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This little gadget allows you to perfectly stuff your burgers with cheese, peppers, bacon, other smaller burgers, peanut butter, etc.  Creates a perfect indent and seals flawlessly for delicious perfection.

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The CreekKooler tows your cold beverages and perishables behind you wherever your water activities take you.  If you can imbibe its contents and still manage to stay above water, you are a winner.

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No more ties or clips, this kitchen gadget and run it along the edge of any plastic bag and your food will be 100% sealed in less that five seconds.  Embedded magnet so you can store on the fridge.

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What’s more fun than mixing sushi and bazookas? Makes delicious sushi in a snap.  Fill it up with your ingredients, close the cylinder, then push it out and bam, bazooka sushi!

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it's very difficult to resist eating delicious, glossy, bright paint, but now you can fully indulge in paint by the container-full.  Even better, you can paint your partner and then devour him or her as well.

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This wooden puzzle game makes the recipient of your wine gift have to work for that sweet reward.  It’s even harder if you’ve already been imbibing.  If you can’t solve it, then no wine for you!

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This tactical bacon in a can is fully cooked and fully prepared and has a 10-year shelf life.  Perfect for camping, hunting, zombie standoffs, end of the world scenarios, and breakfast.

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Take your grill anywhere you want, and do it in style.  Take it to the beach, tailgating, outdoor protests, funerals, etc.  Carries like a suitcase but cooks like a Weber.  Easy to clean and pick up and go.

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Made by two doctors in Biomedical Science and Naturopathic Medicine, this hangover prevention aid allows you to booze it up will minimizing the negative effects of over indulging.  Bottoms up!

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