Weighing in at 1/3 of a pound, this micro amplifier will sort of rock you. Perfect for those who want to take saying "world's tiniest violin" to the next level.
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Your interest in this pillow is why you don't have a girlfriend, so go ahead and pillow talk and snuggle with this one-armed, nipple-less hottie all night.
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Real question posted on review page: Is the purchase of this item the same as admitting one will be forever alone? Asking for a friend.
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"Excuse me sir, but that R2D2 is in prime condition, a real bargain." "Beep bloop beep beep beep bloop beep bloop bloop beep beep beep."
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It's not cheap, but we got ours for free by posting this here. Also, our unpaid intern could figure out how to use it and it is awesome.
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Quid pro quo ecosystem: The Betta fish poo fertilizes the plants, and the plants clean the water for the fish. Put two Bettas in for a duel to the death and the plants will grow faster.
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From manufacturer: Will increase your sex feeling and your sex atmosphere on the night with the article beside your bed.
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USA vs. Russia? Man vs. beast? The struggle of life? The allegory is yours to ponder while you shower in manly style.
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If it weren't for the slime and the smell, nothing would be more comfortable than resting your head on sashimi grade raw fish. This brings the dream to life.
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