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Just press the nostril, catch the hygienic snot rocket on your loofah, and slowly, slowly lather and rub the simulated mucous all over your body.

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Wear this sound system and physically feel the music. A fully immersive and non-restrictive experience that really shines when used while watching porn.

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Collision sensors! Remotely via app set speed limits, slam on the brakes, and set an electric fence to keep your spoiled child within acceptable risk limits. 

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Click "MORE DETAILS" to see a review by Donald Trump on this overpriced clock bracelet. "Certified pre-owned" for you penny-pinchers looking to save $100K or so.

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You've either wanted to be her or fantasized about her. Machine washable, so get dirty. Read reviews to see location of tie string in relation to your nipples.

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We'll just leave this here in case your name is Mat with one "t."  Otherwise, there are better doormats out there for non-Mat named people.

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Completely closed, balanced, and self-sustaining. Comes with replacement policy in case your shrimp can't go on living in their tiny, tiny world.

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Launch treats at your dog via app. Barking sensor alerts you when dog is barking while you're away so you can reward bad behavior remotely.

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For those of you who are into kittens and explosions and laser beams and sometimes goats.  Family friendly!

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Meet your new travel buddy. Now you can infuse your vodka and take it with you to the gym, work, and many, many other places that people go to.

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Ever wondered what it would be like to be a black hole? No? Lick, suck, and devour entire delicious galaxies with minimal guilt.

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Blood thirsty but don't like the taste of unseasoned blood? Goth but have hope that there could be muted joy when alone in the kitchen? These are for you.

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This trite, pep-talking excuse of a teapot is just begging to be thrown at a concrete wall.  Use wicker loop handle and hammer throw technique for best results.

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This is Sparta!  This is madness!  Tonight, we dine in hell!

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Give your hair incredible body and blame the fact that you smell like beer on your shampoo, which is loaded with hops and roasted barley & malt.

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