THE definitive guide to which animals fart and which ones don’t so that you know which animals to blame when you need to drop some bombs while you’re on safari, plus lots of fun animal flatulence facts.
Quit trying to mask that god-awful smell after the fact. This allows you to spritz the bowl before you go and prevent your date from knowing that you just dropped the entire neighborhood's kids off at their pool.
The smiling poo emoji is no longer just for conveying shit via text. Unclogging your toilet is now something you'll look forward to, as you'll be able to text a photo of your plunger in action accompanied by the poo emoji.