Get a load of this wine rack! Not only will this contraption make your boobs look bigger, it’s like a camelback (camelfront?) for wine. Also great for men who want easy access to booze and could use a little manboob support.
"I'm not slurring my words, I'm speaking in cursive." Sounds like a form of denial to us...but in these trying times, the world could use a little more elegance and reverence to the lost arts any chance it gets.
Relax in the bath (or shower) and have your hands free while you scrub in between sips. If you don't know how to party, you can also just put shampoo in the holder, but let's be honest, that's not what this was designed for.