"I'm not slurring my words, I'm speaking in cursive." Sounds like a form of denial to us...but in these trying times, the world could use a little more elegance and reverence to the lost arts any chance it gets.
Place it directly on top of the wine bottle and just flip it over and your wine will be instantly aerated.If you don't know how to party and can't finish it, just do the reverse and pour it back in for another day.
Relax in the bath (or shower) and have your hands free while you scrub in between sips. If you don't know how to party, you can also just put shampoo in the holder, but let's be honest, that's not what this was designed for.
Can't finish your bottle of wine? Well, shit on that! This will plug up your bottle of wine just as well as this guy is about to plug up the commode, but this stopper will keep your wine much, much fresher than it looks.