Perfect mug for police officers, politicians, teachers, etc. Let others wonder about your sordid past while conveying that you are currently clean as you reminisce about your wilder days (or last night) over a cup of joe.
Squirrels, as awesome as they can be, are just like you, and cannot function at their optimal level without feeding their caffeine addiction. This is the quintessential relationship builder for anyone trying to befriend a neighborhood squirrel.
Take your weekend day drinking habits to the office while keeping up professional appearances. Easily fool your unsuspecting coworkers with this hilarious and forthright disclosure too blatant to be true.
Did you know that unicorns don't need to eat and just absorb energy from the sun, most likely through their horn? It's true. You also need an official "unicorn hunting license" to hunt them. Anyway, this mug is cool.