Not sure if this is true about you or not, but maybe you know an asshole or two who needs to gain some insight and change their ways? Send this enlightening book anonymously or just inconspicuously leave it on their desk.
The smiling poo emoji is no longer just for conveying shit via text. Unclogging your toilet is now something you'll look forward to, as you'll be able to text a photo of your plunger in action accompanied by the poo emoji.
Quit trying to mask that god-awful smell after the fact. This allows you to spritz the bowl before you go and prevent your date from knowing that you just dropped the entire neighborhood's kids off at their pool.
This field identification guide of The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America has an elaborate classification system of abandoned shopping carts, accompanied by photographs of real stray cart sightings.