This comes with two mock umbrella flasks that look exactly like umbrellas. Each discreetly holds nine ounces of booze in the handle compartment. Your ticket to saving on booze at concerts and ballgames.
Get a load of this wine rack! Not only will this contraption make your boobs look bigger, it’s like a camelback (camelfront?) for wine. Also great for men who want easy access to booze and could use a little manboob support.