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This comes with two mock umbrella flasks that look exactly like umbrellas.  Each discreetly holds nine ounces of booze in the handle compartment.  Your ticket to saving on booze at concerts and ballgames.

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No one ever checks your cell phone expecting hidden booze.  Easily slip into concerts, church, work, cruise ships, etc. with a cell-phone sized box full of your favorite beverage, no questions asked.

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Desperate times call for desperate measures.  No security guard, cruise check, or concert venue gate check is going to check what looks like a tampon for hidden booze.  Party on, you wild woman.

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This three pack of flasks disguised as sun tan lotion and hair products will keep your net worth intact and save you from $20 drinks on your next booze cruise or rooftop hotel bar adventure.

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Get a load of this wine rack!  Not only will this contraption make your boobs look bigger, it’s like a camelback (camelfront?) for wine.  Also great for men who want easy access to booze and could use a little manboob support.

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Take a full bottle of your favorite wine on the go without having to carry a bulky glass bottle.  Great for poolside circumvention of those pesky "No Glass Allowed" rules.

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