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Drink yourself to death much, much faster by putting this grenade in your beverage.  Pull the pin on this bad boy and make your cocktails explosively cold.

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A delightful primer on our impending demise and an excellent way to teach your offspring that they will be dead someday.  Forever.

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This giraffe would destroy you if he came into your workspace and saw the current state of your motivational posters, and this one is less than ten bucks, which is pretty motivating.

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This gorgeous 31.75 inch (!!!) super-coated metal shaft is definitely a gay umbrella when it's raining.  If it isn't raining now, it will be soon.  You just wait.

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Just press the nostril, catch the hygienic snot rocket on your loofah, and slowly, slowly lather and rub the simulated mucous all over your body.

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You've either wanted to be her or fantasized about her. Machine washable, so get dirty. Read reviews to see location of tie string in relation to your nipples.

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We'll just leave this here in case your name is Mat with one "t."  Otherwise, there are better doormats out there for non-Mat named people.

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For those of you who are into kittens and explosions and laser beams and sometimes goats.  Family friendly!

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Meet your new travel buddy. Now you can infuse your vodka and take it with you to the gym, work, and many, many other places that people go to.

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Ever wondered what it would be like to be a black hole? No? Lick, suck, and devour entire delicious galaxies with minimal guilt.

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Blood thirsty but don't like the taste of unseasoned blood? Goth but have hope that there could be muted joy when alone in the kitchen? These are for you.

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Give your hair incredible body and blame the fact that you smell like beer on your shampoo, which is loaded with hops and roasted barley & malt.

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WARNING:  Do not, we repeat, DO NOT bury this watch in your yard without first digging a 12-inch trench around it, ideally next to a stream.  Cool watch though.

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Start your day off right with a golden shower, then rinse off with any of the other six, less disgusting options. Powered by the water, no plug required!

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This is the best bun and lower-grade muscle trimmings, fatty tissue, head meat, animal feet/skin/blood/liver toaster on the market.

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