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You’re not a sham, you’re a fucking unicorn!  And now you have the pillow to prove it.  This pillow cover is perfect for edgy grandmothers and your special little toddlers as well, so adorable!

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Kindergarten is getting more and more cutthroat every year.  Give your kid a head start to graduating at the top of his or her class by putting these up in their room, your future valedictorian will love them.

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THE definitive guide to which animals fart and which ones don't so that you know which animals to blame when you need to drop some bombs while you're on safari, plus lots of fun animal flatulence facts.

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Sorry retail clothing stores, the end is near.  Order and try out clothes at home and only pay for what you keep.  Just put what you don't want back in the pre-paid shipping box and you"ll be styling.

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We're not sure what she's doing, but that could be you!  Pockets can hold your devices from the outside with material that still allows you to actively use your device.  Watch Netflix, porn, or Face Time!

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You may not even be aware of your preconceived notions about marshmallows...but when you bite into one of these, the marshmallow forgives you for waiting so damn long to achieve enlightenment.

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He may be short, but this very buff and very naked man is also a very well-endowed specimen.  Storing your jewelry and getting it off of the "holder" will add significant excitement to your routine.

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This is an amazing sport taking the world by storm.  Learn all about combining the thrill of rock climbing, mountaineering, canoeing, scuba diving, or surfing - with the satisfaction of well-pressed clothing.

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This little gadget allows you to perfectly stuff your burgers with cheese, peppers, bacon, other smaller burgers, peanut butter, etc.  Creates a perfect indent and seals flawlessly for delicious perfection.

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Who knew that blindfolded poop dodging could be so much fun?  Don’t worry, it’s not real dog poop, but it will feel like it when you step in it, or you could add some real dog poop for shits and giggles.

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No more ties or clips, this kitchen gadget and run it along the edge of any plastic bag and your food will be 100% sealed in less that five seconds.  Embedded magnet so you can store on the fridge.

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What’s more fun than mixing sushi and bazookas? Makes delicious sushi in a snap.  Fill it up with your ingredients, close the cylinder, then push it out and bam, bazooka sushi!

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it's very difficult to resist eating delicious, glossy, bright paint, but now you can fully indulge in paint by the container-full.  Even better, you can paint your partner and then devour him or her as well.

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Perfect gift for any cat lover (or yourself) to send a warning that they are getting dangerously close to becoming a crazy cat lady.  Comes with six cats, but you can always get more, right?

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This will pet your pet for you so you never have to actually touch your pet again.  Also supposedly includes de-flea pads and has four variable speeds and settings for different hair lengths.

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