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Get your toddler and future pyro started off right with this kit complete with fire ring, a poker, logs, and a miniature gas can.  At least that's what it says on the box.

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Having major surgery or about to get behind the wheel of a car?  Utilize this to document who should get your moss ball, your business and financial affairs, any last wishes, and your last words.

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Now you can have ready-made letters to hand out as the situation arises, which happens to be quite often.  With 101 categories of asshole included, your ass is covered and ready to go on the offensive.

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Make your desk great again with this Trump Troll Doll complete with fantastically wild hair and tiny hands.  Love him or hate him, you will love the troll as much as the Donald loves to troll the world.

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THE definitive guide to which animals fart and which ones don't so that you know which animals to blame when you need to drop some bombs while you're on safari, plus lots of fun animal flatulence facts.

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He may be short, but this very buff and very naked man is also a very well-endowed specimen.  Storing your jewelry and getting it off of the "holder" will add significant excitement to your routine.

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Are you curious about cock?  We highly recommend the Risotto Cock Balls, but this cookbook will open you wide up to how much cock you can eat in a lifetime.  You will learn to eat cock and love it!

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We’re not saying…we’re just saying...maybe you or someone you know did?

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This is a must-have for any man worth his salt in handyman skills. Can be adjusted immediately to grasp any hex nut, screw eye, hook, tension screw and bolt head so you can spend more time screwing.

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Make your own joyful collusion between these two heads of state on your very own fridge.  Comes with dozens of accessories so you can change their outfits with the news or Trump's tweets.

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The perfect book for toilet reading if there ever was one.  Did you know that your nose and sinuses produce approximately one liter of snot every day?  Yeah, you just swallow it.  Most of it anyway.

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Would you wipe poop out of your armpit with toilet paper?  No?  Yet your ass is OK?  That’s why this ingenious new gadget that does a hands-free deep scrubbing is the only way to go.  Dishwasher safe!

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Hugely popular in China, these Dachshund Dog corn on the cob holders will keep your fingers cool and dry while you run a train on your corn cob.  After, pick the corn out of your teeth with the pointy ends.

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Automatically send your hand written notes from the notebook to the cloud.  When the notebook is full and you're ready to erase, just stick it in the microwave and nuke it!

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You’re not a sham, you’re a fucking unicorn!  And now you have the pillow to prove it.  This pillow cover is perfect for edgy grandmothers and your special little toddlers as well, so adorable!

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