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This set of coasters with brain slices forms a full brain that you can look into when stacked on top of one another.  Nerd out over a cocktail with your brainy friends while you protect your table.

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You’re not a sham, you’re a fucking unicorn!  And now you have the pillow to prove it.  This pillow cover is perfect for edgy grandmothers and your special little toddlers as well, so adorable!

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Kindergarten is getting more and more cutthroat every year.  Give your kid a head start to graduating at the top of his or her class by putting these up in their room, your future valedictorian will love them.

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We're not sure what she's doing, but that could be you!  Pockets can hold your devices from the outside with material that still allows you to actively use your device.  Watch Netflix, porn, or Face Time!

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Snuggies are cozy and all, but did you know that they can also be sexy?  Illustrated in brilliant detail, this comprehensive guide progresses in order of difficulty, but you’ll get there with practice.

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Ah Wonder Woman, not only are you a badass, super sexy superhero, you are also incredibly plush, soft, and cozy.  Snuggle up and get comfy on your couch while you take a break from fighting evil.

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Stick a paint brush on your pet’s tail or paw pads on their paws so that they can express themselves.  Supposedly includes 15 TailGrip brushes and 8 PawPad boots so the whole gang can join in.

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If your dog is addicted to fetch and you aren’t quite as addicted as your pooch to picking up a slobbery ball and throwing it over and over again, this thing will automate the process and wear your pup out.

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It has long been known that there is something a little bit off with garden gnomes and their secret lives when no one is looking.  This book captures them on their ridiculous escapades in the wild.

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It’s a well-known fact that most unicorns spend most of their time either drunk or procuring wine.  Showcase your unicorn knowledge and share in the fun with this guzzling wonder of nature.

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This portable projector with amazing clarity and contrast delivers an incredibly vivid picture up to 100 inches large.  Has a 360 degree speaker streams any app flawlessly for endless entertainment.

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Tired of sitting on your riding lawn mower drinking a beer and listening to sports talk radio?  Well, cheer up bucko, now you can sit on your couch and drink beer while a robot mows your lawn for you.

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If you are kind of borderline cool, then this is the table that will finally get you across the threshold into the realm of coolness.  Five different retro cassette tape styles to choose from.

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In an alternate universe, this is just as normal as a kitten chasing one of those fake mouse things on a string with a feather on it that you dangle from a plastic stick to get the cat to do a flip or something.

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This couch caddy holds coffee cups, wine glasses, go cups, cell phones, remote controls, eyeglasses, and much more.  It's not just for the couch either, works in the car, bed, beach, and hot tub too.

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