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This disturbing synthetic deer ass opens your bottles for you.  When opened, the rush of air out of the bottle sounds like a near-silent deer fart.  Bottoms Up!

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"Your pen my lord."  The picture shows a pen, but he can hold anything you want.  Silent, unwavering, and patient servant, just waiting to give it to you.

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WARNING:  Do not, we repeat, DO NOT bury this watch in your yard without first digging a 12-inch trench around it, ideally next to a stream.  Cool watch though.

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Start your day off right with a golden shower, then rinse off with any of the other six, less disgusting options. Powered by the water, no plug required!

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This is the best salmon making machine out there. Just press the button, and out comes a fresh piece of salmon! Plus it reseals leftovers.

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Take mischief to the next level with this handcrafted slinger.  Highly recommend you use it to annihilate this "FUN TO BREAK TEAPOT"

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Our research has shown that Utz Cheese Balls are the best food item to launch out of this, provided you wear protective goggles (not included).

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This kitchen miracle adds an extra two chewy edges to every brownie...Or 15 edges to one very large brownie if you count all the little edges on those corners.

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This is the best bun and lower-grade muscle trimmings, fatty tissue, head meat, animal feet/skin/blood/liver toaster on the market.

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Weighing in at 1/3 of a pound, this micro amplifier will sort of rock you.  Perfect for those who want to take saying "world's tiniest violin" to the next level.

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Your interest in this pillow is why you don't have a girlfriend, so go ahead and pillow talk and snuggle with this one-armed, nipple-less hottie all night.

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Real question posted on review page:  Is the purchase of this item the same as admitting one will be forever alone?  Asking for a friend.

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"Excuse me sir, but that R2D2 is in prime condition, a real bargain."  "Beep bloop beep beep beep bloop beep bloop bloop beep beep beep."

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It's not cheap, but we got ours for free by posting this here.  Also, our unpaid intern could figure out how to use it and it is awesome.

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Quid pro quo ecosystem:  The Betta fish poo fertilizes the plants, and the plants clean the water for the fish.  Put two Bettas in for a duel to the death and the plants will grow faster.

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