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Meet your new travel buddy. Now you can infuse your vodka and take it with you to the gym, work, and many, many other places that people go to.

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Ever wondered what it would be like to be a black hole? No? Lick, suck, and devour entire delicious galaxies with minimal guilt.

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Blood thirsty but don't like the taste of unseasoned blood? Goth but have hope that there could be muted joy when alone in the kitchen? These are for you.

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This trite, pep-talking excuse of a teapot is just begging to be thrown at a concrete wall.  Use wicker loop handle and hammer throw technique for best results.

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This is Sparta!  This is madness!  Tonight, we dine in hell!

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Give your hair incredible body and blame the fact that you smell like beer on your shampoo, which is loaded with hops and roasted barley & malt.

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This disturbing synthetic deer ass opens your bottles for you.  When opened, the rush of air out of the bottle sounds like a near-silent deer fart.  Bottoms Up!

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"Your pen my lord."  The picture shows a pen, but he can hold anything you want.  Silent, unwavering, and patient servant, just waiting to give it to you.

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WARNING:  Do not, we repeat, DO NOT bury this watch in your yard without first digging a 12-inch trench around it, ideally next to a stream.  Cool watch though.

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Start your day off right with a golden shower, then rinse off with any of the other six, less disgusting options. Powered by the water, no plug required!

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This is the best salmon making machine out there. Just press the button, and out comes a fresh piece of salmon! Plus it reseals leftovers.

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Take mischief to the next level with this handcrafted slinger.  Highly recommend you use it to annihilate this "FUN TO BREAK TEAPOT"

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Our research has shown that Utz Cheese Balls are the best food item to launch out of this, provided you wear protective goggles (not included).

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This kitchen miracle adds an extra two chewy edges to every brownie...Or 15 edges to one very large brownie if you count all the little edges on those corners.

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This is the best bun and lower-grade muscle trimmings, fatty tissue, head meat, animal feet/skin/blood/liver toaster on the market.

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