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This ultra-bright LED lit scrotum that you dangle from underneath your bike seat is highly visible and causes all traffic around you to slow down for a double take, keeping you safe.  

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Get your freak on with the man, the myth, the legend:  Jesus H. Christ.  Includes the Water Walk, the Temptation Tango, the Judas Hustle, and The Apostolic Conga.

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Is your dog old enough to learn about Jesus?  Have that conversation and reward your pup's obedience to you and your savior with this holy costume.

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Bluetooth smartphone controlled to create the perfect mood lighting, party lights, romantic dinner setting, or sexy time setting.  You can even set it to change with music, over 16 million possible hues!

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Comes with her own soundtrack or plug it in and she'll dance to whatever music you play.  She's especially mesmerizing when you put on Mozart's Piano Sonata No. 10.

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Fun facts:  Ladybugs bleed from their knees when threatened, their larvae resemble tiny alligators, they're actually beetles, and they practice cannibalism.  Still cute though.

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Bridesmaids and sorority sisters rejoice!  Comes with two 6-ounce champagne bongs for your fancy high rate of consumption needs. This is unparalleled imbibing technology at its finest and least pretentious.

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Ctrl Alt Delicious!  Form follows Fn!  Esc convention!  Reboot your breakfast and import gigabytes of flavors with this wireless waffle iron.

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This absurd little bird will give your guests something to squawk about.  Just as good at preserving wine as it is funny.  

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And if you and your guests are a little more risqué, you could go with this durable, rock hard, happy man who is always ready for the job.

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How do you take it?  You can hold it.  You can put it to your lips.  You can put cream in it.  Mmm, that's good.  What a gorgeous mug.  Put it in your "dishwasher" or "microwave" baby.  Too much?

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Yes, there's an app for that.  Fast, accurate, reliable.  Personalized guidance based on temperature and symptoms.  Can probably check the turkey too.

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This smart doorbell has infrared night vision!  See, hear, and speak (or yell) to anyone at your door through your smartphone, tablet, or PC.

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This Colonel does popcorn right.  You're too sophisticated to eat popcorn out of a bag.  Pops popcorn quietly.  Pull out of microwave, season and shake!  Collapsible and dishwasher safe.

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Look at this tea-bagging son of a bitch.  He just soaks in your hot water sans pants with a Cheshire grin and makes the perfect cup of tea just for you.  He's clean and loves what he does.

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