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Do people still read physical, paper books anymore?  This hero, locked in a seemingly hopeless battle to save the dying printed word, makes for a unique method of holding onto tomorrow's literary fodder.

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Put your cat's interests above your own by obstructing the view out of your window.  Don't fret, if your cat is a heifer, this will hold up to 50 pounds.  

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If not Arizona, then a land not too far away. Where all parents are strong and wise and capable and all children are happy and beloved. I don't know. Maybe it was Utah.

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Although this book is nearly guaranteed to dampen the urges of the strongest libido, it sounds like a wager to us!

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Tired of running out of lube at the most inopportune time?  Never, ever, ever, again my friend.  This is over 460 pounds of lube and comes with a pump.

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This camping kitchen and grill puts most in-home kitchens to shame.  Conquer beef wellington or turducken in the wild!  Collapses down for easy transport. 

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Look how much fun these ladies are having.  That could be you.  Measures over 5 feet tall when fully stacked, which creates some real consequences for your poor decision making.

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This smart, self-balancing mini Segway redefines "hands-free." Put on your speedo and ride this thing on the beach!

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Size matters, and this one is huge.  Great play area for children and an excellent way to go glamping in style.  You could grow some herbs in there too.

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Attract all the neighborhood wild birds with this stylish bird feeder.  Although most birds have been purported to be monogamous, this makes swingers out of any chickadee who samples the goods.

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Take all the hard work and effort out of paddling with this motorized kook thrasher.  Shred the gnar when the surf has gone flat or if you are landlocked and live by a lake.

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Tired of shooting craps on the corner in some shady back alley in the ghetto?  Now you can invite Leonard Washington, Ashy Larry, and the rest of the gang over and toss the bones in the comfort of your own back yard.

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Overcome your guilt from leaving the dog alone in the yard all day while you were out.  This fence window allows your dog to be fully aware of everything he is missing outside the confines of his fenced-in world.

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This ultra-bright LED lit scrotum that you dangle from underneath your bike seat is highly visible and causes all traffic around you to slow down for a double take, keeping you safe.  

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Get your freak on with the man, the myth, the legend:  Jesus H. Christ.  Includes the Water Walk, the Temptation Tango, the Judas Hustle, and The Apostolic Conga.

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