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You’re not a sham, you’re a fucking unicorn!  And now you have the pillow to prove it.  This pillow cover is perfect for edgy grandmothers and your special little toddlers as well, so adorable!

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No one ever thinks about this because of the whole “cats have nine lives” and no opposable thumbs thing.  Regardless, your cat could still be involved in a gun accident, so it’s time for you to have that talk.

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Have you ever wanted to transfer photos of loved ones onto cheese and then eat them?  Us too!  Now you can!  Just upload your desired photo, insert your favorite cheese, and voila, cheesy photos!

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These humungous 8-1/4" x 11-3/4" cards are huge fun for kids or for elderly folks who have a hard time with small print.  Also great for very large stakes poker and 52-card pick up.

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Easily hang purses, grocery bags, backpacks, and anyone you want to give a wedgie to in your car, which instantly frees up floorboard space for more bags or backseat passengers.

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This exquisite miniature crossbow is small enough to fit in your pocket or the palm of your hand.  Easy to use and fires toothpicks with astonishing lethality.  Better and more fun than a mousetrap.

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Easy to install and prevents french fries, cell phones, loose change, lit cigarettes, used condoms, etc. from falling into the abyss of that dirty little space between your seat and the center console.

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While this seems like a very macho kind of lighter and accessory for a man to have, keep in mind that in order for it to work, you have to touch and push the man's butt forward to fire up the lighter.

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Sure, you can use our bathroom, but please make sure you sign our guest book and fully document your experience.  Please enjoy the doodles, notes, and thoughts left by those who went before you.

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This raft can support up to 1320 pounds, has six cup holders, is over nine feet high, and is a fucking unicorn.  You and your big ass unicorn will rule the pool and own the summer.

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Sorry retail clothing stores, the end is near.  Order and try out clothes at home and only pay for what you keep.  Just put what you don't want back in the pre-paid shipping box and you"ll be styling.

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We're not sure what she's doing, but that could be you!  Pockets can hold your devices from the outside with material that still allows you to actively use your device.  Watch Netflix, porn, or Face Time!

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You may not even be aware of your preconceived notions about marshmallows...but when you bite into one of these, the marshmallow forgives you for waiting so damn long to achieve enlightenment.

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A must read for anyone looking to avoid being run over by a huge ocean vessel.  No one ever plans on being hit by one of these behemoths, yet it continues to happen, even on dry land.  Protect yourself.

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Don't miss out on the lunar land rush!  Get your piece of land off of Earth before Elon Musk buys the entire galaxy.  Not to mention, you can own an entire acre of the moon for less than 30 bucks...

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