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This raft can support up to 1320 pounds, has six cup holders, is over nine feet high, and is a fucking unicorn.  You and your big ass unicorn will rule the pool and own the summer.

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Sure, you can use our bathroom, but please make sure you sign our guest book and fully document your experience.  Please enjoy the doodles, notes, and thoughts left by those who went before you.

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This set of coasters with brain slices forms a full brain that you can look into when stacked on top of one another.  Nerd out over a cocktail with your brainy friends while you protect your table.

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You’re not a sham, you’re a fucking unicorn!  And now you have the pillow to prove it.  This pillow cover is perfect for edgy grandmothers and your special little toddlers as well, so adorable!

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THE definitive guide to which animals fart and which ones don't so that you know which animals to blame when you need to drop some bombs while you're on safari, plus lots of fun animal flatulence facts.

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Sorry retail clothing stores, the end is near.  Order and try out clothes at home and only pay for what you keep.  Just put what you don't want back in the pre-paid shipping box and you"ll be styling.

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We're not sure what she's doing, but that could be you!  Pockets can hold your devices from the outside with material that still allows you to actively use your device.  Watch Netflix, porn, or Face Time!

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You may not even be aware of your preconceived notions about marshmallows...but when you bite into one of these, the marshmallow forgives you for waiting so damn long to achieve enlightenment.

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A must read for anyone looking to avoid being run over by a huge ocean vessel.  No one ever plans on being hit by one of these behemoths, yet it continues to happen, even on dry land.  Protect yourself.

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He may be short, but this very buff and very naked man is also a very well-endowed specimen.  Storing your jewelry and getting it off of the "holder" will add significant excitement to your routine.

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Don't miss out on the lunar land rush!  Get your piece of land off of Earth before Elon Musk buys the entire galaxy.  Not to mention, you can own an entire acre of the moon for less than 30 bucks...

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This is an amazing sport taking the world by storm.  Learn all about combining the thrill of rock climbing, mountaineering, canoeing, scuba diving, or surfing - with the satisfaction of well-pressed clothing.

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This little gadget allows you to perfectly stuff your burgers with cheese, peppers, bacon, other smaller burgers, peanut butter, etc.  Creates a perfect indent and seals flawlessly for delicious perfection.

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Who knew that blindfolded poop dodging could be so much fun?  Don’t worry, it’s not real dog poop, but it will feel like it when you step in it, or you could add some real dog poop for shits and giggles.

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The CreekKooler tows your cold beverages and perishables behind you wherever your water activities take you.  If you can imbibe its contents and still manage to stay above water, you are a winner.

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